Kentucky Slurpee

When a guy gets a blow job from a person, while that person is getting rammed by a horse.

Tom: What did you go to Panama for?
Alex: it's was my buddy's bachelor party and he wanted a Kentucky Slurpee before he tied the knot.
Tom: Niiice! You could cross that off the bucket list.

by RealArif June 28, 2013

Kentucky Boner

The act of having sexual intercourse in the restroom of a Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant

“ Ya man I took her out and gave her the Kentucky Boner

by Pace216 June 29, 2019

Kentucky Casserole

A Thanksgiving dish prepared by inserting and pouring typical Stuffing ingredients into the cook's own anus. The cook then sits in a sauna for approximately 3 hours before evacuating their bowels into a large casserole dish and serving.

Donald: Wow Eric, you've outdone yourself this Thanksgiving - the Kentucky Casserole is phenomenal! I don't think I've any room for puddy-puds!
Eric: ;)

by GlenjaminBibbith December 04, 2020

Kentucky Schools

Another way of saying kys (kill yourself)

"ugh, I hate Joe," Joe's mother.
"Kentucky Schools," Joe.

by isonkey January 31, 2022

Kentucky Scissor

when two girls (most likely related) scissor each other in the family dining room before the kids walk in for dinner.

That Kentucky Scissor last night was wild, i wonder if they remember !

by weirdapple March 19, 2018

The Kentucky Plug

A Sex Position In Which The Thumb is Inserted Into Either The Anus Or Vagina. Done By The Partner Of The Thumbed.

You're Gonna Get The Kentucky Plug Tonight!

by RangerPickleDick666 May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Plug

A sexual act, wherein a man uses his thumb of comparatively large size to effectively stop a woman's period by "plugging" her vagina and causing great pleasure.

Scott's girl is on her period, but tonight he's gonna give her the Kentucky Plug and really treat her right.

by AngelsPlayground May 20, 2021