Ted Kennedy 

A bloated pasty slog characterized by a fear of water and morality.

Ted Kennedy (Lardass Liberalis Extremis) is a species prone to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the mass consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. Expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the “missing third bullet” has yet to do its work.

Ted Kennedy by secondarymotion December 29, 2008

The John F Kennedy 

when one guy is fucking a chick and his buddy is hiding in the closet jacking off when the fuckee is about to come he puts the girl on her knees and the buddy sneaks out of the closet and they both shoot a load on her and the buddy sneaks back into hiding. Thus creating a two shooter theory.

me and carl fucking did the john f kennedy to linda.

The John F Kennedy by cheeinst October 3, 2008

mia kennedy 

a very sexy person

person 1: omg who's that sexy beast
person 2: thats just mia kennedy, shes so sexy

mia kennedy by Janis Smith June 28, 2020

jamie kennedy 

(n) a person who
A: laughs at there own jokes while no one else laughs
B: is not funny

John: dude remember what gary said in class today
Joe: yeah what a fuckin jamie kennedy

jamie kennedy by Josh Keaton December 27, 2008

The Kennedy HandJob 

An extra-fat spliff, that is coated in honey, and saturated in kief.

The Kennedy HandJob i just smoked, hit me in the face man.

The Kennedy HandJob by JointRolla November 17, 2010

Cory Kennedy 

1. Internet "it-girl" who became famous overnight & her parents had no idea about it

2. Hobo-chic sTyLe

1. Like omg, Cory Kennedy. What does she do again?

2. That outfit is sooo Cory Kennedy!

Cory Kennedy by C.K. January 6, 2008

ted kennedy 

Possibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than Michael Moore's. Allowed a woman to die while he ran away.

Never get in a car with Ted Kennedy.

ted kennedy by sjinb3 July 3, 2004