Judeah

A bitch but she probably has mad cute toes .

Haley: where the fuck is Judeah

Jason: clam down,

Haley: Shut up

Jason: Ur mad Judeah has cuter toes.

by Jaykindasus October 22, 2020

judeline

Judeline is a beautiful wonderful person who aspires to do many things with their life, according to some people it reminds them of a very shiny crystal or gem. Judeline is a hardworker and strives to do what's best for their friends and family and community as a whole.

Person 1: Hey over there is judeline
Person 2: Theres no gem over there
person 1: No i mean the hardworker, judeline LOOK!

by The bark 0ne June 10, 2021

Netflix Judgment

When you're watching netflix for too long and Netflix silently judges you by asking if you want to continue watching.

"Dude, I was watching Netflix for like 18hours yesturday and the Netflix Judgment was intense."

by Hunter Jefe November 23, 2017

Jude

Quite possibly the cutest, sweetest, and most attractive guy you'll ever meet. Not only is he cute and sexy, but he has great intellectual insight and is all around a perfect person. No matter what he does, you could never be mad at him. When you see him, see his smile, his eyes, not only do you feel turned on,but content, because you know that he is everything you could ask for.

"have you met jude?"

"yeah and i think i wanna marry him."

"we all do."

by Ally :3 August 31, 2011

Judgement Joggers

Taking a pair of joggers, tying a noose around the drawstring, noosing the shaft of your penis, and fucking your partner executioner style.

Bro, I used some Judgement Joggers last night and my dick turned blue.

by Gaping Gallows February 28, 2020

Br jude

br jude is a math teacher who teached in LSC, whom is a math teacher for 1D in 2022-2023.
His word is always,"sit properly!".And this sentence is always used in Thomas Tai, the catholic coordinator.
And when br jude saw thomas tai was playing, he would put thomas out the classroom 'nicely'.
And when students forgot to bring their textbook, br jude will let them copy the whole powerpoint slide, or write a prayer poem.

Br jude, you are so handsome!

by CR7_thegoat7 November 10, 2022

Judeo-Christmas

When diaspora Jews celebrate Christmas by omitting all references to baby Jesus, etc., leaving only the fun pagan stuff: trees, presents, songs, TV specials, egg nog, etc....

Q: "Hey Seth, why does your family have a Christmas tree? You're so assimilated!"

A: "Back off, Ari. It's Judeo-Christmas. We had Chanukah too. Don't be all super-Jew with me."

by piratehead December 25, 2006