Josh

Josh isnt really the most independent person, he is usually quite fat and he can never fight his own battles and almost always does everything in his power to be liked by everybody, even if that means backstabbing somebody

Josh's normally start of quiet then gets on the edge of a train track before jumping off onto a new one, not before crashing the train though.

"who was that kid and why was he acting like such a dick"

"eh it was probably Josh"

by YourAveragePeter October 10, 2019

Josh

He is someone who will always be in a relationship with a girl called Kirralea

What a Josh

by .m.m October 10, 2019

Josh

A guy who has many interest. He may irritate you a lot but he only does that to hide his deep emotions. When he does do something wrong he tries to fix it no matter what he takes he will fix it. He doesn’t care who you are aslong as you are a good person he will always be there for you.

Girl 1: why does josh irritate me all the time
Girl 2: you do realise he’s going through a best friend doing suicide right?

by To many people steal names October 13, 2019

Josh

A Josh is someone who dresses like an old man, arranges his pens, makes you a cup of tea. He enjoys gardening but sadly will never have a lawn of his own.

Person A: "you're clothes make you look like my grandfather."
Person B: "yeah, they make you look like a real josh."

by SpookleZz October 15, 2019

Josh

A person with a large penis and it is so big it will come out your throat

That kid is a Josh. He will touch my throat

by Lever Chrees April 3, 2018

Josh

Hooking up with you bros friends that are girls

"Dude your friend Jillian is super hot"
"Bro don't josh me"

by Seancallaghan May 15, 2018

Joshed

Verb
The action of uncontrollable diarrhea leading to spraying a restroom toilet, wall, floors and anything else in the surrounding "spray zone" usually brought on by poor diet and or alcohol.

Can someone call maintenance it looks like we've been Joshed again.

by Prosciutto Diparma May 16, 2018