This is my 50th time adding a definition about my name.
John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.
After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.
John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.
John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.
After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.
John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.
by They're holding me hostage January 11, 2019
Get the Johnmug. John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.
Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂
Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂
by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by Sapsucker February 4, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by Doctor.Rotzka December 21, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 
A guy who finesses his way through life. Everyone wants a John because he was born to finesse and make the most money without trying. His finesse game is too strong for his rivals, so they tend to get very jealous. He's a guy with a big heart, but it takes someone special to bring out certain emotions and feelings. Overall he's a handful and a John doesn't take shit from nobody.
by A person with no name November 20, 2016
Get the Johnmug. John Is a cool,Goofy,Very nice guy that can get girls but doubts his self on pulling one so he just doesn’t really talk to them but when finally finds the right girl He treasures her
- Materialistic
- Gods gift
-Kind soul
- Materialistic
- Gods gift
-Kind soul
by Ego-Funk November 18, 2018
Get the Johnmug.