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Hobby Jobber

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017
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cum jobber

The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.

EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.
by ThisIsAPodcast October 1, 2017
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minge jobber

A male who sleeps around. (takes jobs on different girls)
''Tony asked me on a date, i'm totally not going apparently hes a right minge jobber!''
by LeanBel January 9, 2018
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Wobbly jobbly

A rare rat circus from southern Bulgaria where 100 rats stand on eachothers shoulders
Man1: where the wobbly jobbly

Woman2 (not too assume genders or anything) it’s over yonder you see that 100 rat high tower
by Lil.ol.gregg February 16, 2018
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Corn Jibblers

The tiny front teeth in an animals mouth
Hey buuudddy! Love to see your corn jibblers!!!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Whack-Jobber

A Whack-Jobber is someone who has fun with other people's goods for a living.
by 1233Anonymous1233 October 24, 2018
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Burn-Jobber

A burn-jobber is someone who is especially good at burning or roasting someone.
Some examples and places where this can be properly used as follows "I don't want to do the dishes" followed by "YOU ARE DISHES". The person that got burned is the Burnee and the person that said "You are dishes" is the burn-jobber.
by DoctorBurnJobber November 27, 2019
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