Jumping the gernade

Is when you hit on the ugly girl so your bud can hit on the pretty one

You owe me for jumping the gernade tonight

by Grunt824 April 6, 2016

Jumping Poles

When you jump from one dick to another during sex.

Ryan-"Sadie stop jumping poles onto Ben "

by StreetNamez101 October 9, 2016

jumping on rainbow

The term "jumping on rainbow" is clearly defined as taking explicit drugs that have stimulant and halucinogen effects on your body while finding a mothering fucking pot of gold.

Hey boys I'm jumping on rainbow soon who is keen?

by Qwerty10101010101 June 25, 2017

jumping pig

when you jump on a girl's ass so hard so scream like a pig

darling can you do the jumping pig on me?

by theuknowguy August 28, 2017

jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

jumping shift

Jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone

Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift

Dave: What do you mean by that?

Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(

by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 25, 2018