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pre-jizz

Billy: My pre-jizz is making my cock go smoothly

Cindy: Yes I love it
by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014
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jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved
Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane
by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021
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Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman.
Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!
by nonkatt August 17, 2011
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Jizz Bead

I whipped it out and strung a Jizz bead on her neck...Awesome!
by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010
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blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)
God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again
by the world famous L November 20, 2010
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Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog
I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG
by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019
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jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.
I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.
by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016
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