gettin jiffy with it

When your partner performs anallingus on you like a dog working a kong full of peanut butter.

gettin jiffy with it falls on Sunday Funday.

by anonymous December 22, 2022

gettin Jiffy with it

When your partner performs analingus on you like a Rottweiler working a kong full of peanut butter.

gettin Jiffy with it happens on the weekends only.

by anonymous December 22, 2022

pickle jiffy

When ones penis finds itself in a jar of peanut butter

Eric Armentrout from Salem Virginia drunkinly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023

pickle jiffy

When ones penis is submerged in a jar of Jif Peanut Butter

Eric drunkenly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023

Stiffy Jify

A "Stiffy Jify" is when a transgender man gets his boyfriend to spread peanut butter all over his shaft, making it hard. Then the boyfriend sucks him off, licking off the peanut butter at the same time until completion. Once they cum, you take it and put it in two graham crackers like smore's, adding chocolate and more peanut butter and eating it.

"Do you know where Samuel went?"
"Yah, he's in the bathroom giving Michael a Stiffy Jify"

by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.

"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."

by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017

Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.

Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.

by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018