Jersey Shore

A very clear example of what we must not be, ever.

"That sounded so stupid it would be Jersey Shore appropriate"

by aidden November 12, 2012

Jestyn

THE MOST ATHELTED PERSON SO FUCKING RAW THIS BOY GOT SPEED CAN CATCH BETTER THEN MOST

JESTYN DONT MOSS ME

by TORAWJESTYN October 11, 2017

New Jersey PB n J

A sexual move when you smear Peanut Butter and Jelly in a girl's vagina. You dunk a piece of bread into the vagina spreading the peanut butter and jelly on the bread, then eating it.

Misty: I'm hungry.
Brock: How 'bout you make me a New Jersey PB n J, bitch!
Misty: Ok.

by Cocktit69 February 19, 2010

South Jersey

The southern half of New Jersey. Made up of these counties: Camden, Gloucester, Burlington, Ocean, Atlantic, Salem, Cumberland, & Cape May. South Jersey's two area codes are 856 & 609. Trenton does not count as South Jersey but Six Flags Great Adventure does. Anything south of I-195 is South Jersey. South Jersey has no sports teams and no one roots for the Nets or Devils, they root for the 76ers, Eagles, Flyers, & Phillies. South Jersey got Camden, which is one of the most dangerous cities in America. South Jersey is really nice and it aint really like the hood. SJ Rules!!!

South Jersey is the shiznit. :)

You Down with O.P.P? yeah u kno me!

by Treach July 20, 2004

Jersey Troll

A part mystical creature that lives on the third floor of a hall at the UW. Fairly cute, but beware of her POOR HYGENE. Spreading diseases and the flu are its primary purpose. You can usually find her in the bathroom bipassing the sinks and slamming her doors.

To be rid of Jersey Trolls you must aquire a Mystical Troll Flute, which is used to expell the Jersey Troll from her cave.

The Jersey Troll is also commonly known for her phrase "riddle me this" of mystical spell casting. Beware.

Elfin L: Ew, I saw the Jersey Troll and she didn't wash her hands!
Elfin M: That's fucking disgusting, I saw her do it to, and when I was walking out the door she blocked me and asked me to solve her riddle!!
Elfin L: Did you use the Troll Flute?!
Elfin M: Hell yes I did!

by Elfin M & Elfin L January 20, 2009

Going Jersey

A phrase uttered by any pissed off jersey citizen ; another way to say beat the living shit out of you.

"Dude, I'm going jersey (joisy) on your ass!"

by dude007 September 25, 2008

New Jersey

Not New York.

-Have you been to New York yet?
-Yeah, I were in New Jersey the other week.
-Dude.

by Mister Sheilaman August 15, 2010