by jerryhardass August 04, 2005
One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.
Starred in his own wildly popular TV sitcom, Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1989-1998).
Starred in his own wildly popular TV sitcom, Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1989-1998).
Jerry Seinfeld is a comedic genius.
by Wong Bong August 24, 2009
An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.
by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
Someone who is so retarded, they have no idea they are being made fun of and go along with the joke.
by Lil Jkwon April 12, 2007
To put together in a way that works, but is contrary to the “norm” or specific directions (instructions). To put together in an unusual, better or temporary way.
Example One: When I put together the new lock on my door, I broke off a metal shaft inside the lock so it could only be engaged with a key. That way, I can never be accidentally locked out of the house. I told the workmen, "Don't worry about locking me out if I'm not here when you leave, I jerry-rigged the lock, you need a key to lock it".
Example Two: On the drive home, my muffler was dragging on the asphalt. I jerry-rigged it with a piece of wire and gaffers tape so it would stay in place until I had it repaired.
Example Two: On the drive home, my muffler was dragging on the asphalt. I jerry-rigged it with a piece of wire and gaffers tape so it would stay in place until I had it repaired.
by Thomas David October 25, 2004
Person 1: Can I get a ride to the club?
Person 2: Nah man, I ain't got gas.
Person 2: Well, I guess it's Tom and Jerry time.
Person 2: Nah man, I ain't got gas.
Person 2: Well, I guess it's Tom and Jerry time.
by poppaman December 12, 2008
by Typos April 26, 2004