jerry hardass

jerry hardass is an expression used to define a person who is tough, etc. similar to "billy badass"

wow look at that kid, he thinks he's jerry hardass.

by jerryhardass August 29, 2005

Jerry Seinfeld

One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.

Starred in his own wildly popular TV sitcom, Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1989-1998).

Jerry Seinfeld is a comedic genius.

by Wong Bong August 24, 2009

Hardcore Jerry

An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.

Jerry, gimme those 20 pairs of moldy sneakers and 30 packs of Camels before I strangle ya!

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

lil jerry

Someone who is so retarded, they have no idea they are being made fun of and go along with the joke.

Drave was being a lil jerry, and hitting on all the townies at the bar.

by Lil Jkwon April 19, 2007

jerry-rig

To put together in a way that works, but is contrary to the “norm” or specific directions (instructions). To put together in an unusual, better or temporary way.

Example One: When I put together the new lock on my door, I broke off a metal shaft inside the lock so it could only be engaged with a key. That way, I can never be accidentally locked out of the house. I told the workmen, "Don't worry about locking me out if I'm not here when you leave, I jerry-rigged the lock, you need a key to lock it".

Example Two: On the drive home, my muffler was dragging on the asphalt. I jerry-rigged it with a piece of wire and gaffers tape so it would stay in place until I had it repaired.

by Thomas David October 25, 2004

Tom and Jerry

Left and right feet, as in walking

Person 1: Can I get a ride to the club?

Person 2: Nah man, I ain't got gas.

Person 2: Well, I guess it's Tom and Jerry time.

by poppaman December 19, 2008

jerry-rig

To build or construct in a hasty, haphazard manner.

He had jerry-rigged part of the mainframe to work seamlessly with the adjacent TCP/IP net.

by Typos April 25, 2004