Jared

Ditching your bros for a girl.

I hate to pull a Jared man, but she wants to go to the medieval fair.

by ballistic_balls August 7, 2012

Jared

19. Never learned how to fucking read. It's been years, Jared. You need to go to school. Your family is begging you to get an education and learn how to read. Jared, please.

Hey waddup, I'm Jared, 19, and I never learned how to fucking read.

by alfreydo April 12, 2019

whopper-jawed

to be crooked or bent out of shape

that picture that Chris hung in the den was a little Whopper-jawed. I guess he don't own a level.

by kenner63 June 9, 2011

Jared Leto

A hot actor/singer. He is the lead singer of rock band 30 seconds to Mars where his brother, Shannon Leto is the drummer. He has acted (usually as a hottie or some cute confident guy) in movies such as: Highway, Requiem for a dream, fight club etc. He has a smokin hot body not to mention the most prettiest eyes with a cute face. Rumours had it he has slept with one girl from every city of America. What a slut boy! (a hot one) When he was in his early adulthood, he used to have a mohawk or normal hair, but in his mid-30s he opted for red-tipped black Gothic-looking hair and eyeliner. Both looks compliment him well, still.

Jackie: Omg did u watch that movie Fight Club? It had the awesome Jared Leto in it for a couple of scenes.
Susie: Really? Gimme that movie. Let me borrow it.
Jackie: Hes so cute. I can't get over my Jared Leto obsession.

by jackiethecow June 5, 2009

Jared

Tall, awesomely cute guy. Who knows how to be sensitive and sweet, but he also knows how to be a man. He is addicted to video games. He loves to make videos and film things. He can be laid back and hes very shy. His curly hair is amazing and his dark brown eyes are pretty. He has the best voice. hes the best boyfriend one could ever have. girls tend to leave their boyfriends for him. Hes quiet, sometimes so much that its annoying. But hes easy to love. he knows many people despite his quietness.

i just spent the whole day with Jared and we went shopping, hes such a nice guy

by shortstuff54 February 11, 2010

Jared

The most amazing guy you could ever meet. You'll fall completely head over heels for this guy. He's got the perfect smile, eyes, personality, looks, body, everything. You will want nothing more then to be with him. But, he's a hardcore player. He'll leave you heartbroken. He expects you to give him chances after chances when he messes up, bur when you do, you're already out of the picture. You will definitely enjoy the time you got to spend with Jared.

You: "damn.. I really think I love Jared! But he totally played me..."

by Jareddd! June 28, 2011

jaded

cynical, disbelief in the sincerity of human motives, believe that the worst will happen, pessimistic

Gary was very jaded about the Republican political agenda, to the point he was preparing to move to Canada.

by Gary Amerine September 15, 2008