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Jakeing

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.
Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"

Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"

Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
by Dark Fish July 26, 2012
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Jake

The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.
Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"
by Nicole_Evans June 22, 2018
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Jake. A

he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.
if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A
by chichi doll November 1, 2013
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Jake

A asian fat man, likes to think hes good at genji
related to kim jong un
possibly a nazi
you fat man Jake switch of genji
by Saltogengomain November 18, 2017
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Jake

Jake is a very petty person and he doesn’t know weather he wants friends or not. He is very temperamental and petty and uses lots of hair gel. As well as being petty Jake is also quite petty and he will ghost you for no apparent reason.
Person 1: why isn’t jake talking to you guys?
Person 2: I don’t know, I think he’s just being petty
by Rhianna. C December 9, 2019
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jake

A individual who is pure cringe and is really white he wants to cuss cool but all he talks about are your socks
Jake: Yo sup homie what you doin in the his house.
A boy named Dom: Sup fag.
Jake: Yo you want to box with white socks hair ass.
Dom: Damn not my socks.
Jake: Lets fight bitch.
Dom: I don't fight mentally retarded kids that only talk shit about my sock.
by Dominator592 August 10, 2017
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Jake

A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't
Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick
by HelloOhohohoh January 28, 2019
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