A Jake is a nice guy. he is smart caring but mean to his enemies. They usually have dark brown curly hair and are commonly tan. they also like to watch star wars and is obsessed with making video games.
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Get the Jake mug.A Jake is a very cute and nice boy if you know a Jake never let him go because Jake's are perfect just the way the way he is he also has a cute loving girlfriend who is always there for him when he needs it once you catch feelings for a Jake they never leave if you cheat/abuse/spread Jake's secrets don't expect him to start trusting you straight away a Jake's smile will light up your whole day but don't try anything because he has a girlfriend/wife rose who will kill you if you even look at her man 💞
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Get the Jake mug.A simple ninja turtle type dude, with a fully womanised 28 inches in very leeeeaasssst principal, soon to be released into the joy of Joyceian shapeshifting, where his 75th percentile wanger will with a bit of faith achieve a min 75 purple headed inches, and ultimately minimum... 100 inches all round, theoretically with as many womenz as adore the penis in and or around their mouths, (and pussies and batties) worshipping it from any which perspective, while he worships them right back, in the form of ecstasy while he is hard, and then cumming. Lol.
Jake is also known as a galaxy of multi coloured uppers downers, and every 'drug' under the sun, in the sense they all eminate from his body in some respect, and he's tried most of 'em. Doors of Perception is Jim Morrison's domain though, not that Jimi, aka Jake, hasn't done cactus, and been straight-up dome tripping on it a couple times, level 3 he'd guess, with elements of brambles and crown of thorn type visuals, from what I recall... lol.
Also, don't forget love for my bruddas (though technically I'm white), as are many of my brothers.
Jake is also known as a galaxy of multi coloured uppers downers, and every 'drug' under the sun, in the sense they all eminate from his body in some respect, and he's tried most of 'em. Doors of Perception is Jim Morrison's domain though, not that Jimi, aka Jake, hasn't done cactus, and been straight-up dome tripping on it a couple times, level 3 he'd guess, with elements of brambles and crown of thorn type visuals, from what I recall... lol.
Also, don't forget love for my bruddas (though technically I'm white), as are many of my brothers.
Jake, an extraordinarily talented mathematician, without being fully savant like in his abilimities yet anyways, who is lazy as a mother flipper, and who has the biggest of all dicks. Full stop. Jesus, Krishna, Buddha, take your pick, triune nature in his own right (Moses too by the way). Still begrudgingly admits the father is 'Greater than I", despite the fact he legit forsook me of the first cross.
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