Josh

Someone who skips to do FUCKING cricket.

Are you joshing rn?

by WillBeWill009 November 17, 2022

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Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.

"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."

by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017

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Josh

a guy who can be an (ass) at first but is helpful in a lot of ways and loves his family he is a hard lad you don’t want to mess with and if u hurt his (family) he will come at you with a passion to kill

Josh helped so much this weekend and he’s so kind to his cousin Clarke

by Clarke joshes cousin XD October 17, 2019

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Josh

Very short
Bad at video games
Sweat at english (worst subject)
Captain of every sport
Funny
Future Job: TV show host
Likes Holding on poles
In his own world (neutral)
Cant hear
Likes eating out of date yoghurt (chunky)
6 pack
gets the girls
"Deap voice"

"Hey ur a josh at games" "I know :("

by Louise Mary Jayne November 18, 2018

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Josh

A fricking handsome GUY who is amazing at putting bread in the toaster. Loves to eat beans. Never has thrown up in his life. A total savage. A good foot baller!

Josh I cool

by Ooflyoogly June 9, 2019

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