Joofie

Some random guy on the internet, also the creator of Super hub

"Who is that guy?"
"Oh him? That's Joofie"

by Joofie March 3, 2022

the joonminator

this is a brutal sexual act where the males partner grabs his penis and squezes til the meat hangs out then the partner procedes to chew it off

man that girl is soooo hot im ask her to give me the joonminator

by joonster February 20, 2009

Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs

by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022

Jooze

Singular: Joo (less common)
Spelled-out pronunciation of "jews", referring to the Jewish people in a jocular manner over the Internet.

Passover is just for the Jooze.

by ttony21 April 20, 2008

Joose head

A person that drinks the alcoholic beverage "joose" way to often, as in a daily beverage and has to have 2 or more a day. Is often referred to as a Joose head. Or just has drank to much "joose".

"Damn man, I've had 3 Joose's already. I'm ready for another one!"
"Dude your a damn Joose head"

by Miss Bliss April 22, 2009

Jooosh

The act of fucking up or messing up.
Missing out on an opportunity.
Someone who screws up daily, often accompanied with the suffix: -bag

Your're jooshing up hard right now.
You joooshed up hard this time.
Quit being such a jooosh-bag.

by ma-wally February 24, 2010

hooba jooba

A term used to express suprise or shock. Can be synonym for Another term for "Holy cow!" or "Holy shit!" Taken from vgcats.com.

"Hooba jooba you scared the crap out of me!"

by Worm April 14, 2005