Da little-known "evil twin" to da famous and well-loved silky-throated county-music singer; he was always sneaking around trying to poach large finned sea-mammals when either the IWC or Greenpeace wasn't looking.
In the Steven Seagal film, "On Deadly Ground", the chief villain is named "Jennings" and his business is oil, so I wonder if this hombre was actually the infamous Whalin' Jennings, and he had simply switched to dishonestly going after crude oil after the "natural" kind became too legally-rasky to come by.
by QuacksO January 26, 2020

A christian wholesome boy, that likes to drop jumpy asians. Jens likes to play golf and is a true son of Skyrim wielding his double edged battleaxe of doom. He is a snob although, so that is a big nej nej.
by CrazyAsian123 October 8, 2019

Jens is the best kind of guy that exists. He is kind, but has an edge. He’s a little bit of everything and will make you laugh until your tits fall off. He will listen intently to you even if you’re telling the worst story in the world, and he would expect the same in return. Everyone wants a little piece of Jens.
by k&&&& November 22, 2021

Jens, is the best friend you can ever get, he is kind, smart, extremely funny and truly loyal. He never betrays one of his friends and he always tells the truth. He is always there if you need him, and he loves to cheer you up
by Yeetmeister111 June 16, 2018

The act of sucking breast milk out of a older woman’s bosom and then spitting the milk back into her eyes.
by Shshsjshshdnnfbfbf May 9, 2025
