Man - "Here love, hold me pint while I nip t'bogs"
Wife - "You wot, can't you see I've got me hands full here. Tell yer wot, just pop it in me rack-crack
Man - "Alreet love, well I'll be quick then, I don't want me beer getting warm"
Wife - "You wot, can't you see I've got me hands full here. Tell yer wot, just pop it in me rack-crack
Man - "Alreet love, well I'll be quick then, I don't want me beer getting warm"
by An-of-the-Warr September 19, 2012
Get the Rack-crackmug. A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.
I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.
by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009
Get the Crack Applemug. n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.
by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009
Get the crack reportmug. The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...
by Don Waldoy April 16, 2018
Get the The Cat’s Crackmug. The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.
My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!
by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009
Get the smoker's crackmug. To spange (ask for spare change) from a stranger on the fly. As opposed to flying a sign, another form of spanging crack spange insinuates that it is being done spontaneous. Often done in the case of needing money for something immediately.
by dave m w May 2, 2011
Get the crack spangemug. in short for crackpot theory.
1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".
1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".
1.
A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?
2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.
A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?
2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.
by Eurasian_ November 8, 2021
Get the crack theorymug.