issues

you wear them on your ifeet

I really have big issues

Yeah, they're on your big ifeet

by Cheesecake January 10, 2005

daddy issues

The most common scapegoat for why women date bad men

Woman #1: ugh... my ex is so like my dad a narcissistic workaholic
Woman #2: Stop blaming your daddy issues for why you date bad men. Want to find the perfect mate, stay away from like your dad...eesh.
Woman #1: (crickets)

by aminatariq May 10, 2018

Issuance

A word made up by Kacy so we need it added

To make issuance of an item

I am going to issuance a gift certificate to ya

by Mountaindewman August 13, 2008

skill issue

The phrase "skill issue" is mainly used by obese retards that have no lives and are only dedicated to killing some pixel man online

Random guy- You mother fucker, that shit is too op
Fat ass retard- Skill issue

by McHollow (Paleson)Knight February 26, 2023

Issue 1

The end of your rights as you know it; complete bullshit.

Issue one takes your rights away like a dirty pirate named sanchez

by sleeping.in November 12, 2004

issues jump

PR-speak for desperately attempting to jump the bandwagon on a story that is one or more news cycles old, and will have gone stale by the time the PR firm has explained what an issues jump actually is.

"we are making an issues jump on this news event"

by henry.henry August 19, 2008

Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness

"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"

by Driven.to.happiness October 7, 2017