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Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)
This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths
by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023
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israeled

To act like the victim 24/7, but is able to steal things that belongs to someone else.
Peter joined Hamed's pool party, despite not being invited. After the party ended and everyone left, Peter kicked Hamed out of his own house!

Hamed is yelling "I got israeled! Help!"

Don't be like Peter!
by ggreals November 4, 2023
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Israel

A religious ethnostate that americans like for some reason
Israel must stop the genocide NOW
by EKimLipse November 7, 2023
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Israel

Israel in other words the holy land. Is a sacred land to the Jewish people as well as other religions like Christianity. Israel was the promised land to the Jewish people by god. The Jewish people have been through thousands of years or displacement, antisemitism, extermination and slavery. The Jews have been in the land of Israel since the biblical days (BCE) and were exiled during many different rulings but have returned to their rightful home through numerous times in history.

The land of Canaan has been the kingdom of Israel, Babylonia, 12 tribes of Israel, JUDEA and Samaria and then most recently Palestine during the British occupation ( British mandate Palestine). The name Palestine was in order to anger and taunt the Jews which is why during the mandate the land was called Palestine (א י) the Hebrew writing stand for “Eretz Israel” which translates to land of Israel. You can find that on every official document, passports and birth certificates printed during that time. The Jews and the Arabs living in Mandate Palestine were both against the occupation of the British. In 1948 the land was finally returned to the Jewish people and this time made official. The world then recognized Israel as an official and legal state in 1948. The one and only piece of land in the entire world that is for the Jewish people. Fortunately Israel will continue to thrive and flourish regardless of the hate and animosity it continues to get from the outside world!
One day all the Jewish people in the world will return to Israel because it is their home.

Israel is the promised land of and for the Jewish people.

Jews and the children of Israel.

The most beautiful country in the world is Israel.

Israel is home.
by PeacefulHomeland December 13, 2023
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Israeled

All they show us are propaganda. Don’t be fooled by them. Don’t be Israeled
by EndZionism December 14, 2023
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Israel

(v) taking someone's property and saying it is theirs
by ItsRayyan December 18, 2023
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Israel

Israel is a country located in the southern Levant and is currently the only Jewish country in the world.
While Israel's existence is controversial, most people and international law regard its existence as legitimate.
"I hate Israel, It is a settler colonial state that has been occupying the palestinian territories for 56 years now"
by ONOR1S December 20, 2023
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