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Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.
Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
by gerierection December 8, 2011
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Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.
Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley
by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016
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Dancing on Wood

Another word for grinding ; meaning when a girl dirty dances on a guy making him hard as wood
Woman 1: How was the club last night?

Woman 2: Great I was dancing on wood all night!
by Connor Fitzgerald October 21, 2014
mugGet the Dancing on Woodmug.

Burning the wood

A saying used when dancing or roller skating to describe how much, how hard or how proficient someone does these activities.
She or he was burning the wood at the dance last night. He or she was burning the wood at the rink last night.

This associated with all forms of dance since wood floors work the best for all of these activities.
by CRL_2 June 11, 2023
mugGet the Burning the woodmug.

chicken of the woods

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.
by sterr December 31, 2013
mugGet the chicken of the woodsmug.

dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.
I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.
by jojoker March 1, 2010
mugGet the dorming woodmug.

Tiger Woods

I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods
by Jon D, Steve V May 9, 2010
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