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Says the incest cultist

Yeah, no, there will always be childless people and no you don't get more votes for having children. You don't have a more of a stake in the future. This is just another greedy breeder ploy to elevate their own level of existential importance.
Hym "No. That's ridiculous. You need to start putting an asterisk next to everything these idiots say. 'I think anyone who does my incest cult should get a million votes!' Says the incest cultist. "All of the laws should directly reflect my incest cults rules!' Says the incest cultists!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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ur dog incest

The only comeback more powerful than ur dad lesbian. Only the most cringe people can use it and usually die from the dog they insulted.
Carl: ur Mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Kaneki: ur dog incest
Carl and john *dead*
Kaneki *gets molested by a dog*
by Yeeeeeemms May 28, 2018
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Father and Son Incest

Eric wanted to have sex with his father,John.He went to the room and pulled off his pants and briefs. Then he said to his dad,Wanna have fun dad?.His dad said “Disgusting,No!” .Eric Said,”I know you want to do it with your son Eric. Dad admitted and said “I actually do, And pulled his pants and briefs off too,Then Eric went to the bed and His dad John too,They were ready for doggy style and his dad started to hump him on his back,Eric Moaned for the pleasure,And his dad was so horny,He started to do it faster,They moaned and John,His dad finally cummed,and said “Ahh…. The jizz is so good…” and eric cummed too due to the pleasure. Then Eric started to wear his dad’s briefs and his dad dod the same,Then Eric started to jerk his dad’s Dick covered by the fabric,Then his dad said “Yes… Good boy… Ah yes!..” and then his dad started moaning and cummed after,They were very close and started to do it everyday
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Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.
Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan
by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018
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Incest Sauce

When two people of the same family decide to have sex and mix together their blood or cum.
I’m going to clean up this incest sauce
by Thegirlfool22 June 18, 2019
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phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them
sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours
by evesdropper April 6, 2017
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Chester Incester

A person who preys upon young children within their own family for sexual gratification purposes
"My uncle preyed on my sister when we were younger. He is a total Chester Incester."
by Heavenlysinner420 September 28, 2024
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