Incest

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

person 1: commits incest
person 2: SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by Senor Yeet September 27, 2019

phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them

sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours

by evesdropper April 6, 2017

Father and Son Incest

Eric wanted to have sex with his father,John.He went to the room and pulled off his pants and briefs. Then he said to his dad,Wanna have fun dad?.His dad said “Disgusting,No!” .Eric Said,”I know you want to do it with your son Eric. Dad admitted and said “I actually do, And pulled his pants and briefs off too,Then Eric went to the bed and His dad John too,They were ready for doggy style and his dad started to hump him on his back,Eric Moaned for the pleasure,And his dad was so horny,He started to do it faster,They moaned and John,His dad finally cummed,and said “Ahh…. The jizz is so good…” and eric cummed too due to the pleasure. Then Eric started to wear his dad’s briefs and his dad dod the same,Then Eric started to jerk his dad’s Dick covered by the fabric,Then his dad said “Yes… Good boy… Ah yes!..” and then his dad started moaning and cummed after,They were very close and started to do it everyday

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by Guy who writes horny things July 21, 2025

Incest

Incest means having sex with someone from your family. This was a common thing back in the days but is not considered normal any longer unless you live in Alabama where it's still considered perfectly normal to fuck and marry your cousin.

Alabama person: so this is my wife Karen

Normal person: Ohh I thought Karen was your sister

Alabama person: Yeah she is my sister, but she is also my wife

Normal person: But that's incest

Alabama person: I really don't see the problem

by Cute lil bitch March 18, 2019

Incest

I mean, I thought you weren't at laws yet...

Hym "I mean, the retard is a dependent and doesn't own himself. But as far incest is concerned, neither divine commandment nor self-ownership provide a reason for why it's wrong but they don't need to for one to be better than the other. And, of course, if you OMMIT THE INHERENT DRAWBACK of incest, it's harder to argue for it's wrongness. It's not any different than asking why is murder wrong if you're immortal (Tautology is appealing to the dictionary you fucking retard you just said not 10 minutes ago that if you appeal to the dictionary you lose automatically! Jewluminati Destiny?). The difference is the inherent drawback isn't baked in to one of the axioms of the philosophy you're debating. Self-ownership (on the otherhand) DOES provide a consistent basis for why things like slavery and prohibition and murder and rape are wrong. Christian populism (predicated on divine commandment) does not. Self-ownership does not need to be a perfect, all-encompassing axiom for it to provide the resolution for a greater sum-total of moral dilemmas than Christian populism. Which it does. I just demonstrated it. Neither can explain why incest and non-intervention in a suicide are wrong. Only one provides an explanation for why slavery, rape, murder, prohibition. And that's BEFORE law. Usually when you bring up rape to an apologist they cite the passage from the bible that says they have to follow the law. Slavery is condoned. Everything is prohibited."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Chester Incester

A person who preys upon young children within their own family for sexual gratification purposes

"My uncle preyed on my sister when we were younger. He is a total Chester Incester."

by Heavenlysinner420 September 28, 2024

economic incest

Screwing a family member on a financial transaction.

He paid his sister so far below market value on that property that it was economic incest.

by ThorMonster April 7, 2016