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niagara falls impression

when one throws-up. Prone to happen after pregaming with appletinis.

Phrase originated in a Boston pizza in Niagara Falls, ON.
Jeremy is such a toolbox, he did his niagara falls impression all over Boston Pizza, ruining all his single friends chances with those ladies.

(Text): Ass-clown wake up for class! or are you too tired from showing everyone your niagara falls impression last night?
by Ryan and Jeremy October 15, 2007
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Vlad The Impaler

Vlad Tepes, Prince of Wallachia, was a figure in the Medieval era who has become connected with the Dracula legend. Forget bloodsucking, this guy was in to much more hardcore stuff. He impaled friend and foe alike. One he turned back a Turkish army when they saw thousands upon thousands of their comrades dead on wooden stakes. Once, when an envoy refused to take off his turban in his presence Vlad had it nailed to his head.
Of course, this didn't help Vlad when the Reaper came knocking for him. Eventually he was killed, by the Turks or rebellious nobles we cannot be sure. But his head was cut off, preserved in honey to keep it sweet and then stuck on a pole.
Despite his apparently hideous crimes Vlad was a good ruler. He insisted on total loyalty from his people and his ruthlessness aided him in his war against the Turkish invaders. When first ascending to power one of his first moves was to imprison the treacherous boyars who probably killed his father. And rather than heap favours upon old Lords he apparently prefered to knight members of the peasantry.
Although, as we've seen, it wasn't enough to save him.
Vlad The Impaler was a horribly cruel man but an effective warlord and disciplinarian.
by Tyburn January 2, 2008
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poultry impediment

the politically correct term to define an individual intentionally or unintentionally sabotaging your advances with a female
I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone
by lil kid fucker April 6, 2021
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among us imposter

The fun role, all the others are boring
pro tip, if you're among us imposter just blame purple and say he was acting kinda sus
by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 1, 2020
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Imperator

A term in Ancient Rome that was given to a Commander for his great acheivements on the battlefield.
Maximus Serverus was one of the first men to benamed Imperator in the Roan Empire.
by Jonnyc2121 April 30, 2008
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Imprefvicticious

describing something as having a sharp and dark design with bright and contrasting colored highlights.
So this Alduin is obviously very shiny, very glowy and you know, super imprefvicticious. The aesthetics are off the charts.
by World Eater August 9, 2017
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tranquil impressionism

a new movement in the genre of impressionistic painting, in which colors and textures are blended together harmoniously to create various moods in the mind of the beholder.

Coined by William Dean A. Garner

Please see http://tranquilimpressionism.com
Tranquil impressionism paintings can be viewed here: http://tranquilimpressionism.com
by William Dean A. Garner March 28, 2009
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