if it rhymes, it chimes

a way to express things are going good or that you agree with/like something.
can also be used to express dislike with something by stating it doesn't chime.

Bob: How's it going bro?
Me: Well you know what they say, if it rhymes, it chimes.

(in the negative)
Susie: What do you think of this outfit?
Molly: Well if it rhymes, it chimes and that isn't chiming.

by thealphajoe August 12, 2014

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.

I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by nombre falso February 23, 2010

if your gay say what

when you say "if your gay say what" very quietly so your friend cant here making them say "what"

Bob: Hey Bobby if your gay say what (very quietly)
Bobby: WHAT?
Bob: HAHAHA YOUR GAY!

by Nacht' May 20, 2010

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

If you catch my drift

If you get what iam saying

Do whatever you want, you can even roll a Riza, if you catch my drift

by B4tty Boy July 31, 2019

If you are reading this you are gay

Haha u are gay

“If you are reading this you are gay”
“Darn I’m gay now”

by Niggagaming123 September 18, 2020

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape

John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

by dulce br June 24, 2009