Emotional Support Weapon

A weapon in which to be used against tyranny.
This American wouldn't stop going on about his fetish for emotional support weapons..
by BritishEmpire97 December 20, 2022
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Support a fanpage day

Go on tiktok and follow a fan page
Bob: “hey there’s a fanpage s.h.a.r.ann
Nick: “oh yeah it’s Support a fanpage day”
by Thegirlontiktok November 05, 2020
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fake Bernie supporter

Morons who claimed to support Bernie sanders during the primary but instead voted for Drumpf rather than the Democratic candidate in 2016. These people are habitually stupid. As they are easily swayed by fake news, Russian bots & trolls.
Seriously, real liberals and the Democratic Party don't want or need your help in 2018 or afterward. You don't get to express regret or gain pity after doing something that makes others suffer. Stay home or jump off a bridge pox.
"But her emails! Status Quo! Obama's a socialist/communist!" - complains the fake Bernie supporter. After Drumpf and the GOP takes away their Medicare, Social Security, welfare and trailer/one person apartment/parent’s basement away.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago May 13, 2017
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Child Support Position

When a female puts her feet behind her head and forms herself into a pretzel like shape. This position is impossible for even the strongest of pull out games to not bust inside of. This then results in child support payments being required in 9 months time, destroying the males life.
"Bro! She did that child support position again, I couldn't not finish inside....."
by HamiltonHoe April 10, 2019
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Child Support Mom

(aka CSM): A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off of Child Support.
by Droker March 13, 2009
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Emotional support bottom

A small person who usually know their place and will always be there for you.
David: I had a rough day yesterday, but Devin was there to listen to me and take it up his ass.
Derek: I know right, he's such a good Emotional support bottom!
by Poof-13 June 28, 2022
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Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.
I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.
by crank December 13, 2004
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