Instagram model

Some girl that posts selfies and booty pics on Instagram and photoshops them a lot and makes little girls who see them feel bad about themselves.
They tend to wear loads of makeup, and lie about plastic surgery. They pretend to make 18+ content on Patreon and OnlyFans, but never post and make people waste their money.
If you broke up with one of them they'll accuse you of abuse and start a fundraiser against you to get more money.
Fake ass

Racist and blackfish

Alice: OMG, did you see Instagram model's new Instagram pic? I wanna be just like her!
Jim: No, she's a fake b**** don't bother.

by annbananyyy October 30, 2021

Whaling Instructor

A master whaler. One who is proficient enough to make their career out of teaching others the art of whaling. The best of the best have the life long ambition of landing Moby Dick.

I can't believe you took advice from Bill Davies. You need a pick up artist dude. Not some fucking whaling instructor

by burr killer October 15, 2010

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz

I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad

by Eating_a_hoodie April 28, 2021

back in st. Olaf story

referring to someone who interrupts a story to tell a long, pointless story that goes on mindless tangents that has nothing to do with your original story like Rose was infamous for on the Golden Girls.

i.e Sarah:"So can you believe I ran into my ex from 5 years ago in a another count-"

Michelle: "Wow that reminds of the time my cat got the flu. You see what happened was......"

Matt: "ughhh, there Michelle goes telling another back in st. Olaf story again"

by hungarianprincess April 22, 2011

Instagram

A place that can make any average person look way hotter then he/she really is.

You don't need any example!

My Instagram:
_SucksToBeYou_

by Uncle_Damarus August 30, 2014

Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.

Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014

Marine Corps Drill Instructor

Hard-bitten, short-tempered, deep-voiced, screaming, seemingly-psychotic, unpatronizing, impatient, deeply-devoted and fully-dedicated Marine NCO who must work his magic on Momma's Boy --- who possesses eighteen years of cumulative selfishness and "Me-ism" --- in order to begin the makings of a disciplined Marine who will stand and fight when every inborn instinct tells him to run, and who, himself, will one day be a Drill Instructor to whom other youngsters "surrender body and spirit to harsh instructors and receive a soul."

The recruit went into the duty and stated, "This recruit was lied to by his recruiter, he was told he could go back home if he didn't like it here". The Marine Corps Drill Instructor replied "I don't give a fuck what your recruiter said, the only way your getting off my Depot is to walk across that parade deck on graduation day, or get dragged out of this bitch in a bodybag".

by Dirty Delta Kill Hat August 8, 2009