No Humans Involved

In the 1980s of America, police in LA used to refer to the murders of prostitutes, gang members, and drugs addicts (majority black and in poverty) as NHI, "No Humans Involved." This attitude is still prevalent today.

"Put that file at the bottom of the stack. It's just an NHI (No humans involved)" -LA Police

by Alatti April 15, 2016

human boombox

when you carry a midget over your shoulder and they sing gangsta rap while you walk down the street.

Yesterday me and my homie took the human boombox out when we walked down El Cajon Blvd.

by midgetlover123 December 15, 2011

human urinal

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on

Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0

by anonymous October 21, 2004

Human chameleon

A person who alters their personality according to who they are trying to impress or fit in with.

Wow, she's a totally different person when she's around those guys than she is with us. Wonder what her real personality is. She's like a human chameleon.

by Stickin to bein me November 26, 2013

Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008

Human Roomba

When you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.

"Dude I need to vacuum my house"
"We don't have time for that, just put Mikey on a skateboard and he'll do it for you, he'll be a human roomba"

by Carador July 28, 2012

Human Monkey

Someone who acts like a monkey, usually crazy. But around people they trust. They also look like a monkey. And some might even say he/she even laugh like one.

"I can see that Luca is a Human Monkey"

"See? I told you he was!"

by Soccerlover14 July 20, 2016