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Houdini

As you reach climax in the "doggie style" position, you pull out and strategically your best mate, keeping the same rhythm, continues to pound away. She is none the wiser until she looks out the kitchen window and sees you pointing and laughing at her. This is the most appropriate moment for the bestie to blow.
Derek and Lloyd pulled another sneaky Houdini on Gloria last night. She loves it.
by 7278 April 29, 2016
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Houdini Face

Where a feller's bangin' a lass from behind, he shaves his pubes. Then, when he's about to cum, he pulls out, spits on the lass' back, cums in her face, then sticks his pubs in the cum that's (hopefully) hit her top lip.
Nahh, she probably just got Houdini faced.
by colon explorer September 23, 2010
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Houdini eyes

The look on a girl's face who has no interest in you and is looking to escape the conversation. This typically includes looking at other guys, looking at her phone or pretending she is trying to read a sign off in the distance.
This douchey guy was chatting me up at the bar last night, but i had no interest. I put on my Houdini eyes and starting checking out the bar tender. He got the hint and left.
by Duece79 June 4, 2018
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Houdini sex

The act of having sex in dangerous situations where the goal is to achieve climax for either or both parties before meeting there doom.
Look there's a train coming down these tracks in 15 minutes let's have Houdini sex .
by Piggy22 December 3, 2017
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houdini

verb
to seemingly disappear from someone or to bamboozle someone through clever movement
"Bro, where did he go? He freaking houdinied!"
by geok May 4, 2023
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Houdini Shitbox

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
by tytech038 March 21, 2022
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hand houdini

she gave me some hand houdini
by OakleeTheKid January 31, 2018
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