No tell hotel

A hotel that gets most of its business from people getting a room at it to have sex. And the owners keep secret the names of the people who use it.

Man1: Know where I can find a no tell hotel around here?
Man2: yeah There's one down the street and they supply free rubbers.

by Deep blue 2012 November 11, 2009

hotel

The hotel i work in would be perfect were it not for the grapefruit obsessed, verbally redundant ass clowns who's main purpose in life seems to be to aggrivate me by spending 10percent of their lives being complete wankers and the other 90percent crawling around on their hands and knees looking for the light switch 'cos their haeds are so far rammed up their backsides

by dubyah September 20, 2003

habbo hotel

Firstly I would just like to say that all of those people who have been putting down Habbo Hotel really must think what they put before they go slandering it. Yes there are reasons for everything which I will explain below:

Swearing Filter:
Yes its to stop people swearing. There are alot of young kids who use the site and putting words like "fuck" and "cyber" are truly inapropriate. This place is a very fun place for the youngsters and blocking swearing is a way to make the site more pleasant.

Rooms:
Some people say that the only rooms you find on Habbo Hotel are just Beauty Contest/Mafia/Falling Furni etc. One thing. This is what other people have made, not the hotel. If they want a beauty contest its up to them. OK, what about fan-based rooms (like music groups etc)? or even counciling rooms? because of the nature and design of the hotel its ideal for people to go for help anonymously in a friendly, non exposing way. Rooms are started off blank because then people can design them themselves. It gives the kids something to be proud of when they show their mates that they've made hundreds of friends on Habbo because of their own room.

Credits:
Yes credits are a lil bit expensive. But if they were free furni would lose its value and so people will lose interest. It gives youngsters something to spend their money on, and look forward to when they get it. Also club members get extra furniture like rare stuff, which is enough to make any regular habbo happy.

Paedophiles:
Yes they do exist, just like on other chat rooms. But thats the whole point of the habbo way. Just dont give out your personal details. Simple.

Unusual word filtering:
Yet againt that happens. Thats just because some people have got wise to the filter. So instead of writing "fuck" they write "fuk" and think they can get away with it. But words like "essex" are blocked because they filter the word like: *****s**e**x**** so any gaps are treated part of the word. so the swearing is curbed. Thats a pretty good idea I think.

Hobbas:
No they're not stuck up, if you keep out of trouble and dont cause it then you shouldnt even need to meet one, let alone get banned. Oh and they dont use false ages because they check with "Interactive Age Check" authorities.

And anyway, you think Habbo is bad? they have thousands of people online on there each day, and operate in 9 or so countries. If it was crap you really think they'd be this sucessful? Hmm, I don't think so.

Dont be put off by all the bad rumours, like any chat room, if you stay safe then there shouldnt be a problem.

There i no example to show. Just take care and you'll see how wrong some people really are.

by nuclear_dude August 9, 2004

hotel

A towel, typically stolen from a fashionable or expensive hotel, worn around the neck to mop up persiration and as a display of personal status.

Question: "Dutchy, where you get that hotel?"
Answer: "The Marriott."
Reply: "Noice!"

by cheddy October 5, 2004

Tokio Hotel

Tokio Hotel is a band from Germany. it has four members, the twins Bill Kaulitz and Tom Kaulitz, the lead singer and the guitarist the drummer Gustav Schäfer and the bassist Georg Listing. Bill writes his own songs and translate them himself so that the meaning of them is still there. not everyone will like them but people do. their fan base mostly consists of females. they live for their fans and always thank them for supporting them. their most well know songs are Ready set go! and Monsoon, but they have may others that are just as good. My favorite song of theirs is don't jump. it is so heart breaking that people think like that and they don't always see the people that love them and want them to stay. to me the most haunting line of it is
"and if all that can't hold you back
then i'll jump for you"

Tokio Hotel is not emo or gay and Bill is not gay. Bill is different and men and boys who feel intimidated by Bill say this so that they fell better. Tokio Hotel Rocks End Of!! their music is wonderful

Tokio Hotel music

by Crystal Girl November 13, 2012

Trump Hotel

(n)
Concentration camp, prison, or orphanage (and not the nice sort of orphanage... or prison... or concentration camp).

Sent down for a 5 year stretch in a Trump Hotel.

by Full-long Spoon. June 20, 2018

Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel is a Fun website, If Your bored it is a good time waster. DO NOT get addicted like i was, i'd spend 5+ hours a day on habbo. this had affects on me, i had no social life at all, i gained alot of wieght from just sitting around at the computer. I've Easily Wasted over $500 on furniture. I started playing it when i was 12 years old and i played untill i was almost fifteen. As of currently i am taking a break from habbo. it is not interesting to me. but i am not an obnoxious VIP like people claim. i Respect all people on habbo, i dont E-date anymore either. i stopped after like 2 years. I still do buy coin cards from my local Walgreens, But i am not going to be buying VIP/HC anymore. I am Focusing on making cool themed rooms.

some things i hate about habbo-
1.All the gangs and mafias(they will virtually attack you i usually troll them)
2.Relashionships
3.Habbo Babies(they pretend to be babies so someone will adopt them and then they ask their parents for coins, then when they are VIP/HC they diss their parents, They also talk like this"Hwello Cwan Ywou Bwe Mwy Dwaddy?"
4.The Games-most of the games are scams now and if your not VIP you lose half of themlist of games-Kick the ugly, Telephrase, Take me out, Falling furni, Dont hit my wall and many other bullshit mazes.
5. If you are not VIP most VIP members wont give you the light of day and call you a noob.
OVERALL-Only Play It Sometimes, Dont let it become a daily activity

VIP CONVO
vip1:hey girl you looks sexy
vip2:o thanks
non-vip:hey guys im just looking for some friends

vip1:go away noob
vip2:yea
non-vip:i've been on for 4 years, you both hav ebeen on for 5 months each
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Babys
BabyFag: Hwello Cwan Ywou Awdopt Mwe?
DumbIdiotWhoAdoptsFags: ok

*later*
BabyFag: gwive mwe fwurnis mwommy!
DumbIdiotWhoAdoptsFags: i have none
BabyFag: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Kick The Ugly
*allVIPS pick norm*
non-vip :(.
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VIP
this is another SHIT way of habbo to make money, they have HC(habbo club) and now VIPwhich is dumb
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banned for convo
guy:hello i would like to meet some friends
girl:ok my names Derpina
guy: cool mines Herp
*guy gets banned for asking for personal info*
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Casino Convo
vip1: hey norm getlost
non-vip:o ok i guess you dont want to bet my throne
vip1:*damn FML*
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Relashionships
girl:hey wanna go out?
guy:Sure
Girl: ok bby ilove you so much wanna get married?
guy:ok
*1 cybersex later*
girl:o im preg with your baby you have to give me some coins and furnis or i will find a new father!
guy:o ok*gives all stuff*
me:Bro you got ho'd
lol habbo hotel

by Cakey14 July 10, 2011