Hobbes

A stuffed tiger that Calvin is living with.

Hobbes: The problem with people is that they are only human.
Calvin: Well you're lucky you don't have to be one.

by Bobtomato June 27, 2018

herbert

carebear

herbert is a carebear

by i <3 zach and grayson November 28, 2018

Herbert

Herbert is a dealer at the Blue Herron Casino in Ontario, Canada. He is a cold blooded killer who does not care about your dwindling chip count.

Tony: Shit, that’s 4 straight hands with no flush.
Herbert: (Laughs Inaudibly)
Tony: Herbert is a stone cold killer.

Herbert: (Continues inaudible laugh)

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

Hoobendobber

When installing return pieces of trim and the helper; cuts then glues the wrong piece, thinks it doesn’t look right, and gives it to the installer.

That’s a real nice hoobendobber, now go cut the correct piece.

by BonegettinT April 29, 2019

Hobezy

Another way to tell someone to chill out or slow their roll “hoe be eazy”

Her: I’ve know him for a week, I’m pregnant and we’re moving in together!

Him: Wtf?! HOBEZY!

by Bongripps7102 March 26, 2019

Hoobedy

An absolute legend who’s tall with blue eyes and is ripped af}. Often used as a synonym for a Scandinavian, although it does not include all, and I not limited to that region. The word Hoobedy is used as a capitalised noun when referring to a person, and origins from the sound Scandinavian makes when they speak.

Hello Hoobedy. How are you today?
Hobedy (in his native language): - Hoobedy hoobedy hoobedy

by Hoobedy July 27, 2019

Herbert

A football hooligan.

from the Coventry Evening Telegraph -

"When Lincoln City visited Nuneaton they took a right bunch of herberts. The damage ran into pounds"

by Terry Clee October 10, 2019