hoopster

sneaky synonym for a whore. Possibly derived from the hoop earrings that hookers are known to wear.

Girl 1: Kelsey is such a total bitch
Girl 2: I know, what a hoopster!

by KChipster00 January 27, 2005

hopster

member of a social clique which imitates American black culture as seen on television and heard in music. Social status comes from familiarity with this media culture, destroying private property to make 'art' (i.e. writing their name on somebody else's stuff), and displaying their ethnic background through tattoos or by interspersing a foreign word for heart into a bad poem they spray painted on a defunct bakery to get a clueless hipster girl in bed.

The lily-white hopster told of us his dope business model producing t-shirts with his name on them, before he would sell us the pot.

by Old Mr. Jenkins January 22, 2010

Hamster Holster

The anus of a Gay Man

Richard gear's hamster holster got set on fire when his partner tried to lure out the Hamster with a lit match

by burtnubbins August 26, 2009

hooters

What you say instead of "shotgun" in order to call the front passenger seat.
(Badonk is the back of the car)

Hooters! That means you get the badonk bud.

by Blaine March 10, 2004

hoosier

a word people from west county(the richest, most prestigious part of st.louis) call someone not from west county...who wear camoflouge,are poor,have no education,work @ a low income place...sick

west county girl 1: OMGOSH SICKKKK! look @ that fucking hoosier...ummm camoflauge overalls and a pickup truck...
west county girl 2: sick i fucking know...lets LEAVE RIGHT NOW

by RiCh WeSt CouNTy GiRl September 8, 2004

hootersmurfer

Hootersmurfer (hoot-err-smirf-err), Noun. A "hootersmurfer" is a term that is synonymous with any noun ever created for any spoken language, when said noun cannot be retrieved from conscious, short or long-term memory. Meaning, when tip-of-tongue syndrome is present, "hootersmurfer" can be used to describe the object for which the speaker cannot think of the name.

"Hey, bob, what ever happened to that... uh... that 'hootersmurfer' you had?"

"You mean my electric bug-zapper?"

"YEAH, that's the thing! Remember how we used to get drunk and see who could hold on to the glowing rod the longest?"

by Fat-man August 15, 2006

hoosier

southern hick

That girl is such a hoosier

by Christina August 10, 2003