Someone who obsessively creates hope for themselves, even when there’s no logical reason. A person who clings to unrealistic outcomes or convinces themselves things will work out despite all evidence to the contrary. Basically, obsessive about hope.
• She’s so hopesessive about getting back with her ex, even though he’s already married.
• Don’t be hopesessive, man. The team isn’t making playoffs this year.
• His hopesessive attitude makes him believe every scratch-off ticket is the winning one.
• Don’t be hopesessive, man. The team isn’t making playoffs this year.
• His hopesessive attitude makes him believe every scratch-off ticket is the winning one.
by tuneroe September 2, 2025
Get the hopesessive mug.To plant false hope in someone by giving empty promises or unrealistic expectations. Similar to “stringing someone along,” but with an emphasis on feeding them hope that won’t grow into anything real.
• Stop hopeseeding me with promises you’ll never keep.
• The politician kept hopeseeding the crowd with talk of “change.”
• I got totally hopeseeded by that company... months of promises, nothing delivered.
• The politician kept hopeseeding the crowd with talk of “change.”
• I got totally hopeseeded by that company... months of promises, nothing delivered.
by tuneroe September 2, 2025
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by Hellminion September 29, 2025
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by I love milk January 14, 2009
Get the Mini-hoops mug.An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.
Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her.
His reply would be:
BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!
His reply would be:
BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!
by wizzle dizzle September 19, 2012
Get the BEAT HOOVES! mug.1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again
2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper
2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper
by Morpheus11122 October 18, 2012
Get the Jess Hooper mug.The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.
Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops?
Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
by Alberta Payne January 12, 2014
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