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Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.
by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021
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Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!
by anonymous September 16, 2022
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Sheikh Hasina

"Sheikh Hasina" is a slang which means "Autocratic Leader" "Dictator" "Killer" "Autocrate" "Hitler" "Psycho-Path" etc. She is the autocrate fascist P.M. of Bangladesh.

In July 2024, Students did a peaceful and logical protest against Controversial Quota System, But the police & govt. People Killed Thousands of students, Even 16 Childs were killed through helicopters. Sheikh Hasina Orderd them to do that.
After that, this protest was no longer about the Quota system, it became a protest against autocratic approach and facist Govt. Of Killer Sheikh Hasina.

In this situation she was literally a psycho-path, A Metro-Rail Station was fired and broken during the protest by some group of people (Not the students)

Hasina Cried for metro rail but not for the people who died.

So, people Mocked Her and she Showed Crocodile Tears for the dead people.

Even a man was killed by police which have live camera evidence. But they put a 16 year old boy in jail with fake alligation of murdering that man.

In this situation she literally gave a black-out and stopped internet around the whole country so that people can never share any info to the international media.

After that she put 9000+ students to jail due to fake allegations and they keep killing people.

So, "Sheikh Hasina" Became a slang around the country.
by GenZ Bangu Youths August 3, 2024
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Sheikh Hasina Wazed

Sheikh Hasina Wazed is most known as the prime minister of Bangladesh.
by typical Indian October 7, 2023
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