by Salito September 29, 2017
The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.
"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
by Gription May 14, 2012
by Langston Doobs January 31, 2016
Your bestfriend's birthday.
by bitches in da house August 29, 2020
When you are using a highlighter, you may become "highlighter happy."
This means that you when you put your highlighter down to highlight, you cannot stop drawing. Soon, your whole paper may be colored with drawings and brightly colored lines.
This means that you when you put your highlighter down to highlight, you cannot stop drawing. Soon, your whole paper may be colored with drawings and brightly colored lines.
Guy1: "Dude! What's all over your paper?"
Guy2: "Highlighter, man. I got a little highlighter happy."
Guy2: "Highlighter, man. I got a little highlighter happy."
by /-/3110 March 06, 2011
When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".
by FakeMeat May 18, 2007
A happy person. More often it seems to be used with "not" to describe unhappiness. It has been in usage for at least 10 years now, where or how it was originated is currently unknown.
by BeckyJeanL October 06, 2005