An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.
Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."
Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."
Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"
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A co-host of "The View". Often known for being a republican and getting in fights with Rosie O'Donnell.
Monica: "Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pretty, but sometimes annoying."
Kelly: "Yea, I kinda feel sorry for her."
Kelly: "Yea, I kinda feel sorry for her."
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A Mr. Hansen is and faggot and who should never be trusted with anything or anyone.
A Mr. Hansen is and faggot and who should never be trusted with anything or anyone.
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Get the Chris Hansen mug.The most flawless couple. They met on tumblr and met in person on December 19th. Everyone looks up to them and admires them. They are the definition of OTP. They are both beautiful. Heather is a tan, dark haired beauty, and Danielle is a white, tall, dark haired lovely. They are both so beautiful together and have given love a reason and given us hope. They are better than Jenna and Tasha
person 1: wow did you see that couple?! they're so cute!
person 2: yeah but they're nothing compared to hanielle!
person 2: yeah but they're nothing compared to hanielle!
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