Hannibal Hand Job

When a fat older woman rubs Paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. Often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. Named for the small town that pioneered the practice, Hannibal, NY.

Billy got hauled off to jail after his ex gave him the Hannibal Hand Job.

by David VanDyke November 8, 2006

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brown hannibal

a cigar made out of pooh. Used by fecal fiends as a toy at shit eating parties. Probably

...and there she was, on her arse, propped up against the wall, completely naked and covered in shit with a brown hannibal hanging out of her mouth...

by NUked Bug September 11, 2003

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Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

by LanciferX August 10, 2010

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Hannibal Lecture

When either a coworker, or someone at the bar tries to get at you, summing you up by using cut rate psychology tactics, learned from that one semester at JC.

Every time I see Chad, he starts telling me what my problems are. Save the Hannibal Lecture, man, I'm just trying to get by.

by michelote April 29, 2019

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