Mr hankeys tophat

When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.

I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!

by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022

Hanky Tits

Woman who stuff their hanky down their bra - not to make their breasts bigger, but because they don't have a pocket or anywhere else to put their hanky

dude, when your mum bent over to pick the spoon off the kitchen floor, I could see her hanky tits

by Andy Ankerchief July 7, 2010

Hanky panky

sexy time for everyone

A couple going to base two
Adult: Hey, no hanky panky in the street!

by Olivererminbitch June 21, 2017

HONKEYSIDE

When a white person kills them selves after they commit a mass shooting.

A i heard johnny killed 12 people and then himself. Yup it was honkeyside

by Crakkkerkiller November 13, 2018

hanky danky

the poop left over in a toilet

When I was at Taco Bell, there was lots of hanky danky in the toilet

by Now That is Hanky Danky November 20, 2018

Hankyrotica

A combination of Hanky (Handkerchief) and Erotica

Books or stories of a sexual nature that contain Hankies / Handkerchiefs as part of the story line

John was reading a hankyrotica book about a woman who loved to masturbate men and make them ejaculate into her handkerchief. It caused him to get out his blue stripped handkerchief and fill it with hanky cum

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml March 13, 2019

Hackeysack

Hackeysack, n.
A pushover without focus or purpose. Like a squid but more predictable. The guy who throws a party for his ‘crew’ over but half the people introduce themselves to him during the night.

TREY:

I fucked Dylan’s mom last night and this morning he pretended not to see me walk through the kitchen.

COLE:

Dude’s such a hackeysack.

TREY:

Who?

by Bamboozledsquid October 15, 2021