Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
by Howard Stern Number 1 January 04, 2022
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Pulling a Hank

When you aggressively pounce on a female, refusing to take no for an answer for procreation. In a similar sense to how cats fornicate.
"Hey, what is that guy doing?"
"He's horny, he's pulling a hank"
by gameman101 June 14, 2022
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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
That new design in hanked
by Randoma123 May 25, 2025
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Hanked

bro you see that snake.... it got hanked!!!
by captainmozambique September 07, 2019
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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
That US womans national soccer team got hanked by the English sports commentators after their claims that they were invincible.
by Dimdamdum May 16, 2025
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Hanked

/hænkt/ Verb: To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
I hope the hybrid I created didn’t get Hanked!”
by Annie445 May 19, 2025
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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure. (from GojiCenter)
This hybrid just destroyed its own arms: it got Hanked.
by harristsangyt/yasmin June 08, 2025
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