carny hands

people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.

Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!

by Vanelle March 3, 2009

Blacksmith Hands

When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.

Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?

Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!

Sophie: Nasty...

by AnonBurger April 2, 2010

green handshake

Slipping a bouncer cash so you can get into the club faster.

The line was wrapped around the building, so I gave the guy at the door the green handshake, and we got in just a few minutes later.

by don'tWaitUp June 5, 2010

Grabbing Hands

1. Any person or persons with greedy tendencies, taking all they can.
2. Not literally, but hands that are dirtied up with selfishness. i.e. hands that steal.
3. A person who cannot keep their hands off of something or someone has the "grabbing hands" - or has to have something in their hands at all times.

Examples of 1:"The higher ups are always the grabbing hands."
"The grabbing hands grab all they can only for themselves."

Example of 2: "Thieves always have a bad case of the grabbing hands and never know when to stop"

Examples of 3: "He got a little too carried away with his grabbing hands with me after I had asked him to stop countless times"

"She always has to have a grabbing hand on her phone, like it was glued to it"

by JewK September 14, 2012

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

by Director October 23, 2014

Suddenly Handsome Syndrome

Expat slang. Same meaning as an LBH or Loser Back Home. A directionless male expat who leaves his home country for a developing economy country and is viewed as "handsome" and "successful" by the local women.

Ted is a total LBH with Suddenly Handsome Syndrome because he's lived in Asia for over 30 years and is on his third hot wife. Back in North America, he'd be nothing more than a pathetic, short, annoying dude who speaks Mandarin.

by Kim Sam Soon November 16, 2015