Handy Capable

A more politically correct term or the handicapped

Hey look at that retarded guy... I don't think he can walk

Handy capable is a much better term for retarded you know. people don't get offended then

by saberscars March 30, 2011

Handsy

Another term for Joe Biden

Don: Did you see handsy touching all those women? SAD!

Mike: Sir, with all due respect...

by MakeAmericanGrapesAgain April 7, 2019

Handy-down

When you get a handjob from someone that your significant other gave a handjob to first.

Robert learned a lot from Jane’s handjob that when Robert gave me a handy-down he was an expert.

by Gay Billie Goat October 6, 2019

Handy Man

When the male pulls out during doggy-style and ejaculates down the length of the female's ass crack. Afterwards, the male licks his thumb and smoothes out the semen as if it were a line of silicone.

That chick had a draft so I gave her a handy man.

by jbill January 5, 2009

Handyman

Like the candyman, except does not give out candy; A man that gives out a lot of handys'.

I wasnt getting any from the girls at school, so i went to my street corner to see the handyman.

by pdoghilton April 28, 2010

Pull a Handy

To Pull a Handy; to make out or be involved in sensual contact with a much better looking person (even though they may be intoxicated), for the soul-purpose of gaining popularity, even though you just look like a sickining joke afterwards.

Dude, did you that fugly chick pull a handy, that stoned guy was obviously much to attractive to care about her repulsivly moley face.

by Jidewerkl April 2, 2006

fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.

(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"

by Golden Shower October 28, 2007