Haley Lydia Monse vega

She’s short with a pretty good sense of humor loves to be sarcastic and loves to make people laugh. Is also very artistic even though she Denys it.

Haley Lydia Monse Vega is the girl I want to marry

by TellatubbieKiller March 22, 2020

maximilian james robert haley

he is an absolute lad with a penis ranging from 100 - 110 inches. also he is well fit and has at least 5 girls on him at a time.

person 1: look its maximilian james robert haley!
person 2: you dont say look how many girls their are... and the size of those trousers!

by jessssssss da bruda November 12, 2013

haley indoe

She is an unloving peice of dooty shart but she smells like a bag of horse sheet.

Person 1:"Dude that girl smells like rotten cheese."
Person 2:" yeah she is Haley indoe, she reeks."

by Brosdudesandhoes April 9, 2022

haley

A last minute mandatory urgent request.

Glen just gave me another HALEY that I have to complete for tomorrow morning.

by L B M November 23, 2017

pulling a haley

sleeping with the neighbor

Girl 1: "The new guy next door is cute"
Girl 2: "Don't go pulling a haley!"

by crickets07 December 13, 2012

The Haley Hartman Effect

A borderline delusional method of manifestation that is unknowingly used & only works because Haley Hartman full heartedly believes it is real & therefore it is.

Everyone: how did you even pull that off?
Haley : The Haley Hartman Effect

by I.think.itz.fine April 23, 2023

Haley

Haley’s are dumb little cunts that take your man and woman away from you any chance she gets fucking annoying and looks for attention 24/7

Haley is a fucking bitchhhhhhhhhh

by Randomcat July 30, 2019