Hog Body

A person of enormous girth, fuck ugly, and one to patronize various fast food establishments.

I took my kids to to grab an ice cream at DQ and got stuck behind a hog body that was ordering everything on the menu, twice.

by Matt's Borderline November 23, 2010

hog nosed growler

Big cock.

I knocked the bottom out of that hoe with my hog nosed growler!

by capt September 26, 2003

hog-gina

the enticing combination of penis and vagina

I'd like to fry up your moms fat hog-gina and serve it for appetizers at a business luncheon

by tyler February 16, 2004

Hog Legs

A HUGE line of coke.

Dude, i laid out a couple Hog Legs!

by jimmy March 22, 2005

Hog On The Rocks

Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.

I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Hog And Water

Similar to a "Hog On The Rocks" in that it's a foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of becoming drunk. However this version is mixed with water and more often becomes a regular order.

Well here's to another crappy day working at the same office I've despised for the last fifteen years! Barkeep give me a Hog and Water.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

hog chow

A person who passes you on the highway going at least 20 mph over the speed limit, thereby nearly ensuring that any cops ahead of you will be well occupied by the time you get there.

Passenger: Aren't you worried about getting a ticket? You have the cruise set on 80! Driver: No sweat! Didn't you see that hog chow pass us doing 90 a mile back?

by Sooeee Pig! November 19, 2015