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Slap the ham

by Catsh!t June 23, 2019
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Going ham

Ham stands for: hard as a motherf**ker. Therefore, this word is easily defined as "going hard as a motherf**ker". Every other definition I've seen on this website is definitely not right.
John: You know what I'm gonna do tonight?

Class: No, what??

John: I'm goin ham.

Jenny: What's going ham mean?

John: Ham means "hard as a motherf**ker". So goin ham means I'm gonna go hard as a motherf**ker.
by RAWphenom January 13, 2011
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slam the ham

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.
"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"
by Peterson September 7, 2004
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steamed hams

(1) Skinners excuse to eat fast food
(2) hamburgers in Albany, New York
D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. That's what I call hamburgers.
by why are you reading this June 2, 2018
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What the ham?

An expresion used in elementary school when you don't want to get detention for cursing. More sophisticated than saying what the heck.
*Teacher passed back tests.*
KID 1: What did you get?
KID 2: A
KID 1: What the ham?!? I got a D!
by Hatashi Bendari August 22, 2011
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ham drapes

Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.
Due to Jenna Jameson's ham drapes, she had labia reduction surgery.
by xAndy August 18, 2007
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ham nite

This slang term describes a night in which large amounts of alcohol will be consumed with your friends. It is also the best part about being a pirate (according to "Pirates: Band of Misfits").
"Do you know what the best part about being a pirate is?" "IT'S HAM NITE OF COURSE!"
"Bro ham nite tonight you down?" "Hell yeah I'm down, only the 2nd gunman in the grassy knoll would turn down a ham nite"
by goodneighbor69 March 27, 2016
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