halloween

add the costume
subtract the healthy food

multiply the candy
divide the fun

hey john what are you being for halloween
im being tired

by i am holy October 30, 2019

halloween

a night filled with the evil that lurks in the underworld

halloween is spoky

by RAZMANLAND October 14, 2019

Halloween

1. Children dressed up as random shit will roam the streets to fucking demand candy or they´ll fuck you over with toilet paper and dog shit.
2, Weird, lame ass millennials and adults will dress up as random shit and be a disappointment to their parents.

Oh shit, it's almost Halloween! I bet Susan is gonna dress up as a slutty nurse, get totally drunk and puke on herself, again!

by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017

Halloween

Today
I know this won't make sense in November or the next 365 days but ok

Halloween is only cool if your 5 or a drunk teen

by WTMS369 October 31, 2020

Halloween

The best holiday period.

Halloween is the best.

by Tabs_4264 September 7, 2020

Spirit Halloween

A flop store providing wigs that DONT FIT!! Worst place to take a spooky dookie. Part City ate them up

Jet: let’s go to Spirit Halloween

Hot Mama: Ew they don’t have meavage there it’s so flop

by anonymous October 31, 2022

Halloween

It’s a month wirer little kids drees up and steal your candy

This kid stole candy on Halloween from me

by Goaliegirlforlife October 22, 2019