guzzletoff

Prounounced: al-coh-hall-ick
An obnoxious drunk that refuses to brush it's teeth or shave it's neckbeard. Most commonly found living in a van down by the river extremly intoxicated and reminiscing about the time they had sexual relations with a mediocre looking woman.

Similar to: pulling a guzzletoff
defined: when a friend is in dire need of a ride so the guzzletoff offers to pick them up but then shows up completely shit wasted and unable to drive.

Damn it eli why did you text him?! You know he turns into a complete guzzletoff after one lime-a-rita.

by dr.boxmunch_PHD May 7, 2015

guzzlebuzz

When you guzzle booze to get a buzz fast

I sobered the hell up and had to guzzle vodka to get my buzz back. Now I have a guzzlebuzz.

by TMcGee September 15, 2015

Guzzlebuzz

To guzzle alcohol in order to get a buzz fast.

I lost my buzz, so I had to guzzle vodka to get it back. Now I have a guzzlebuzz.

by TMcGee October 8, 2015

guzzy pussy

A really open ass piece of pussy that nobody likes. He is typically standing outside of stores waiting to get licked.

He is such a guzzy pussy.

by Ramon Abarca April 24, 2017

Guzzle Sluz

A person with an exemplary ability to drink.

After the gentle men had finished themselves off into the glass recepticle, Debbie downed their spilt seed, like the true queen guzzle sluz she was...

by Guzzlesluzz April 15, 2020

guzica

A word thats been used by balkan region people that means ass.

Uuuu vidi kakva guzica.
It means:"Ohhhh look at the ass."

by Da ass October 26, 2020

Guzdziol

A really hard to pronounce last name for some people that others often mistake for Godzilla.

Person1 - “can you pronounce your last name please”

Me - “it’s Guzdziol”

Kids in back - “Godzilla?!?!?” Hahaha (first name) Godzilla lol 😂

by Julioanna 🥸🥸🥸 January 16, 2021