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Groovey

When one lick's another's anus.
Leslie: "Hey girl, what did you and O'Chelli do last night?"

Melissa: "he gave me the most amazing, sloppy groovey!"
by DAGS United March 4, 2009
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Grover Chick

A girl that will do anything anytime anywhere with anyone no matter what kind of relationship she is in and if that person is involved in it with her or not. Comes from the fine ho's of Table Grove, Illinois.
"I'm taking that grover chick out tonight, she's guaranteed to take it anyway I can give it."
by The Dude December 16, 2004
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Groomer

Zoe Laverne aka Zoe lagoomer ❤️
Me: Omg did you hear Zoe groomed Conner?
Friend: so Zoe is a groomer?! Lmfaooooo Zoe lagoomer!!
by Lmaoo_alr05 December 6, 2020
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love groove

Gap created by the surgical removal of one's front four top and four bottom teeth (that is, teeth 7-10 and 23-26), facilitating the giving of non-toothy blowjobs to lesser-endowed men. Purportedly all the rage in North Dakota.
"Doc, you gotta help me out -- my man is demanding a love groove, professional ethics be damned."
by a dan January 11, 2008
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Groomer

Someone who mods HOI4 or actively participates on the HOI4 Modding Community
"Yikes, theres some drama on the HOI4 Community again"
"Groomers?"
"Yep"
by DumbAl September 26, 2020
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Groove licker

A person who licks to lick the ass crack of another person.
Hey, lets face it, that old fag is a groove licker.
by Justin November 18, 2003
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groomer's law

the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!

looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law

he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!

only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law

she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
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