Toilet Greaser

A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief

Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"

Jax: "you right"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

GREASE STICK

When you eat alot of greasy food (ex. pizza, fried chicken,bacon etc...) and the shit slides out of your ass like a newborn.

While taking a dump a grease stick slid out of your ass so fast that your asshole didn't have time to slam shut and the water entered your ass within a milisecond.

by Greggski December 27, 2008

Greaster

A term used to distinguish Greek Easter from the Catholic Easter.

This year Greaster is the week after the Catholic Easter.

by Ares443 April 23, 2006

Greasy Bitch

A bitch who is greasy.

What the fuck did you say to me you greasy bitch?

I aint got no candy for you, you greasy bitch!

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Batty Grease

The vile mixture of anal sweat, sperm and poo after sex in the bum bum, which is then used for lube or other activities and can be bottled and sold for cooking oil's

got any batty grease? i'm partched

by generalfoofoo July 12, 2010

Grease

1. One of the longest running Broadway musicals of all time. Filled with cheesy, nonsense plots and music...but you love it anyway.

2. A movie starring Olivia Newton John and John Travolta. Based on the play, with a thicker plot and added songs such as "Grease is the Word", "Hopelessly Devoted to You", and "You're the One That I Want".

3. Fatty or oily matter; lubricant.

That girl played Jan in Grease! Her hair looks pretty greasey...

by MINIM0NSTER April 22, 2009

Greasyharry

When one's bollock sack gets greased up through not being washed and starts to smell like a dead dog.

Person one: What the hell smells like a dead dog around here?
Person two: That's my dad's greasyharry!

by Christank February 19, 2004