granola smoker

Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.

Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker

by Nygma February 4, 2015

granolathug

One who is Vegan or Vegitarian, who is focused on helping the environment and animal rights. He or She may have a passion that is emotionaly charged and may express the information sharred with aggression or frustraton... especially topics of animal cruelty. A granolathug most often dresses in black

"Theres a Granolathug picking up litter on their way to drum circle..."
That granolathug gave me information like an angry treehugger.

by granolathug January 24, 2017

graopig

Een raar woord wat uit Nouaman zijn taal komt die alleen hij kan spreken.

"Jullie voelen je echt graopig maar bijna iedereen is gwn sjonny."

by giaalikesfood05 February 13, 2017

gratol

The definition of Gratol is a Asian last name originated from the Philippines. The name Julia Gratol is very common. If you meet Julia Gratol you must give her 1 million dollars.

Jullia Gratol must dab on the haters because they are super racist about her Asian last name.

by Ching Chow Chang May 4, 2018

Grao's itch

An itch occuring specifically to balls of celebrities, leading to awkward scenarios or positions which are too sore to be avoided even while being on camera. These awkward moments are then immaculately captured and posted on social media. The itch is named after famous internet personality who first captured Indian politician Kejriwal doing such an act.

Vinny: Those ball tampering photos of Kejriwal were funny

Me: Grao's itch gets them all

by hellslyne April 2, 2018

granola

Someone who is in their 20-30s, who distinguishes him or herself by not conforming to the modern twenty something trends. Someone who shows distaste in 'hipster' things, conservative beliefs, religion, and anything that is the traditional norm such as weddings.

"I hate girls who take pics of coffee in a hipster cafe just for instagram. Just enjoy the moment and not touch your phone for a day!"
"Wow you are so granola."

"I want to live in a van for a year and travel the world with little money and stay off the grid!"
"Your instagram is all nature, so granola!"

by quidproquoamend11 June 30, 2018

Grakemeal

An activity very common in Nebraska, especially during spring break, where people from the same neighbourhood would eat grape dishes while listening to Drake.

Tony: Hey Matt, are you going to the Grakemeal Oliver's parents are hosting?

Matt: Yeah bro! It's gonna be lit asf.

by Not Brian July 9, 2018